I must be too annoying 4 u.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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