: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
even my farts smell like vagina
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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