ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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