On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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