It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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