I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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