I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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