Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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