I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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