I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Ours, apparently.
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