just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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