: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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