it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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