I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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