Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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