we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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