So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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