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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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