Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All I want is dick and wine.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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