I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ketchup is God's man juice
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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