she looked like the bat from fern gully.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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