But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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