I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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