Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My vagina just clenched in fear
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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