normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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