North Korea, Best Korea!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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