you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
