Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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