Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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