I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
