they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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