I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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