The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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