I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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