My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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