omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just threw up on my dentist
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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