Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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