your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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