love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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