I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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