what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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