If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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