Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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