We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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