Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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