I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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