I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
