I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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