spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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