the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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