I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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