Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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