the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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