I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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