Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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