This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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